Recipes (for disaster)
Want to have “that” bold sound, or that flat-u-lence vibe?
Here are some recipes to try, and toot your own horn afterwards
On Cue Fart Recipes
1) C4 – Dry
1/4 Cup of Garbanzo beans
Pita bread
Lentil soup, chilled
2) C5 – Semi-Wet
1 cup re-fried beans
1 cup of broccoli
1 Can of soda
Stoic Fart Recipes
1) C3 – Off Dry
1/2 lb asparagus
1/4 lb cooked Brussels sprouts
1 cup of Greek yogurt
6 Peas cooked
2) C2 – Wet (at your own risk)
2 cups of 24 hours cooked cabbage
Green lentil soup
1 can of beer
Onion (raw)
For additional pungent smell, two cloves of garlic
Happy Farting!